Listen up, folks! Today, I’m gonna talk about this here High imitation Rolex Submariner, the Original order one. A real fancy watch, they say. But you gotta be careful, lots of fakes out there. This old gal knows a thing or two about being tricked, so pay attention!
First thing you gotta know, this here Rolex, it ain’t cheap. Nine thousand, ten thousand dollars! Can you believe it? For that kinda money, you better be getting the real deal. They call it the “Submariner,” like it’s some kinda underwater thing. I don’t know about all that, but it sure looks shiny.
Now, they say the real ones, they’re heavy. Like, really heavy. This one fella, he said 40 millimeters, which is like, one and a half inches, I think? Don’t quote me on that. But anyway, it’s supposed to be heavy. If it feels light like a feather, somethin’ ain’t right. Like pickin’ up a chicken that ain’t got no meat on its bones. You know somethin’s wrong.
And these High imitation Rolex Submariner, they got numbers on ’em. Little tiny numbers, all scratched in. They call it “engraved,” fancy word for scratched. Model number and a serial number, like it’s some kinda secret code or somethin’. If you can’t find them numbers, or if they look all messy and crooked, that’s a big red flag. Like a fox in the henhouse, somethin’s gonna go wrong.
- Heavy like a good iron skillet
- Numbers scratched in, real small
- Shiny and sparkly, like a new dime
Another thing, this here watch, it’s got a band. They call it a “bracelet,” but it’s just a fancy band. It’s supposed to be heavy too. The edges gotta be smooth, not sharp like a rusty nail. You don’t want it cuttin’ ya up. If it feels cheap and flimsy, you’re probably holdin’ a fake. Like buyin’ a dress made outta cheap cloth, it ain’t gonna last.
Now, I hear tell there are five things you gotta check on these High imitation Rolex Submariner Original order. Five! Can you believe it? Like countin’ your fingers, you gotta check each one. First, the case and the band, like I said. Then, you gotta look real close at the face of the watch. The real ones, they got these little dots that glow in the dark. Like fireflies in a jar, they light up. If they don’t glow, somethin’s fishy.
Then there’s this little window on the watch face. Shows you the date. They call it a “cyclops,” don’t ask me why. It’s supposed to make the numbers look bigger. Like magnifyin’ ’em, they say. If that little window ain’t workin’ right, or if it looks all cloudy, that’s another sign it ain’t real. Like lookin’ through a dirty window, you can’t see nothin’ clearly.
This High imitation Rolex Submariner, that is Original order. it is a hot cake. Some people they just want to have one to show off. Some people say original one too expensive. And they are the same. But I tell you, it is different. You get what you pay for. Original one, it lasts long long time.
- Check the weight, gotta be heavy
- Look for them tiny numbers, gotta be there
- The band gotta be smooth, not sharp
- Them little dots gotta glow in the dark
- That date window gotta magnify them numbers
And don’t you go buyin’ one of these from just anybody. Some folks, they’ll sell you anything. They don’t care if it’s real or not. Like sellin’ you a sick pig, they just want your money. You gotta go to a place that knows what they’re doin’. A place that’s been around for a while. Like a good general store, they got everything you need, and they ain’t gonna cheat ya.
So there you have it. Everything this old gal knows about these High imitation Rolex Submariner Original order. Remember what I told ya, and you won’t get fooled. Be careful out there, folks! There are a lot of tricky people in this world. It ain’t easy to tell what’s real and what ain’t sometimes. Like tellin’ the difference between a real diamond and a piece of glass. This Rolex, it is just like this. But if you’re careful, and you know what to look for, you’ll be alright. And if you do buy one, make sure it is the Original order. Don’t get cheated.
One more thing. These Rolex Submariner, they are fancy. But they ain’t everything. Don’t go spendin’ all your money on a watch if you ain’t got enough to put food on the table. There are more important things in life. Like family, and friends, and a good roof over your head. Don’t forget that. It is just a watch. It tells time. But it does not make you a better person.
Alright, I’m done talkin’. My throat’s gettin’ dry. Time for a cup of coffee. You all take care now!